Running about a week behind on these now.

So we avoided writing much on here for the last week or so, in Vienna for good reasons and in Prague for the complete bloody opposite.

I'm writing this fairly pissed in Berlin at 10pm on a European keyboard, so gimme a break if its a bit messy.

Rome was amazing, a cultural wonderland that never attempted to cash in on itself to much. Sure, you could buy the generic tacky souveniers, but you can do that in any city, at least this place had some culture to sleaze it's self from. As much as I would like to write about it, I have about as much memory of it right now as I do patience. Mincia just dropped her snickers on the floor to, now its covered in hair and she is offering me some. Lovely. All I remember is that it was fucking ridiculously hot, and men in sandles kept trying to sell me roses. Whether they thought it was a pleasent gift for my lovely girlfriend, or they just thought I was sexy as Hercules himself, is up for debate. It was, however, regular, irritating and awkward. We also went to a water park, so stupidly fun, I went on the second biggest verticle drop water slide in Europe, 80 foot or something ridiculous, all I remember is the feeling of having my testicles inverted into my body through the earths own forces, now that's a manly ride.

But. And a massive but here guys. We're talking Jennifer Lopez after 10 years of marriage massive BUTT here now. BUT. For gods sake, dont go swimming topless in 36 degrees blazing sun for hours on end. It's a fucking stupid idea. Damn, did we pay the price. I looked like a cherry flavoured CHUBBA CHUP, or whatever they are called, those nasty american lollypops. You know the one. Mincia only burned her knees, was funny. Still, she looked so sexy in those short shorts. Score.

Vienna would take more than the 7 minutes of credit I have to write about. I'll try my hardest to update when I get on to a PC next time, sted of just contemplating whether to add retards from college on Facebook who have sent friend requests through, usually via that new "friend recommendation" thing. Whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be casstrated with a nailgun.

Peace.

-Tobias